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The Adventures of Nichrome Norbert

Educational stories for people of all ages!

Ok, This was a science homework....but it's funny so I decided to put it on my site! Enjoy!

How nichrome saved the day!
One day, there was this dude called Norbert who just happened to be made out of nichrome. One day, Mother Nature rang up Norbert on his S-nokia. She was in a right old state. The clouds in the sky had been blocked up with yucky residue and scaley stuff which was preventing the rain from falling. (As we all know, the world needs rain.) So, Nichrome Norbert flew up into the clouds. Once he was there he was horrified to find that Limescale Louise had taken over the sky world. She saw him and started shooting her limescale toenail clippings at him. She was one evil lady! Anyway, Nichrome Norbert hit her back with his giant nichrome bulletproof marshmallow pieces. She screamed and dissolved into nothing. The clouds were unblocked and it rained like cats and dogs (and baboons.) The World was refreshed and all the plants got fed, and Mother Nature was so happy she gave Nichrome Norbert a tent.

Lesson: Nichrome unblocks and cleans stuff...like kettles. Also, bulletproof marshmallow pieces are WAY better that toenail clippings.










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Smodnoc is condoms spelt backwards!